I should just keep my big mouth shut..

...because I just keep jinxing myself!

I just had to mention how I've been stalkerless for a long time now. I just had to say how good it felt to not receive oddly cryptic and very disturbing messages. So what happens? Over the past few days, and today particularly, I've been getting odd phone calls at odd times from unknown numbers.

At first, I blew them off. Must've been a wrong number, right? But then, tonight, I get phone calls way past the time any of my friends would call. And, again, the either private number or "no number" on my cell's caller ID. But this time, he left a message.

When I first heard the message, I was confused. The voice was familiar. The message was....odd. Confusing. Disturbing. That's when it hit me. My fucking stalker is back. Then I realize the date. His birthday just passed. He must've been calling me, as he was wont to do, on his birthday. And when I didn't pick up, as I am wont to do, he took it as a sign that I didn't want to talk to him. So, of course, he had to call a bunch of times days later. Wouldn't you?

That's when I got all icked out. I thought he was gone. For good. He thinks I'm in a tiff. For about half a year or so, maybe a few months more. He also thinks I'm madly in love with him-- silly me for not realizing this-- and will one day marry him-- it's that "till death do we part" that gets me every time. I think he needs to go far, far away for a very long time. Like forever.

Why haven't I told him this? I have. But he seems to hear "Please convince me that I'm madly in love with you and call me many times over the course of the day. Also send me several dozen text messages and at least a dozen emails. Yes, all in one day. All of them telling me how you love me to death." See how that death part keeps sneaking in?

Why do I keep drawing this type of man?